Worst Jokes Ever
Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.
Josh is chubby.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?
Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.
Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!
Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.
Gina: Do you know my sister's name?
Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.
Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
freshfry, we need to talk now...
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.