Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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Jake?
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
Doin (DYM 28).
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.