What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
You realize you're in a paradox until you die. You'll see yourself die by murder, suicide, old age, etc.
Then you realize you're dreaming, but you realize that if you die in a dream, you die IRL.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I walk 5 miles each day.
But today I ran OVER 5 miles... oops!
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Gwen, can we please chat? 😊
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.