Worst Jokes Ever

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!

Why is an orphan crying about its family?

Because it can't "let it go."

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.

Be papered.

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

A dictator.

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."

I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.

Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.

God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.

Hitler: Kills himself.

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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