Worst Jokes Ever
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Doin (DYM 46)
I started crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.
Need for seed.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?