Worst Jokes Ever
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why is Gennis gay?
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.