Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination". I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
the emo kid tried to give the tree a high 5 unfortunately the tree left him hanging...
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
me.do you like cobble. my friend. no me. gobble deez nuts
Your hairline looks like the McDonald’s logo
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them
How did the EMO kid complement the other EMO kid, he said I like your cuts G
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that 😤💪
Brian can i see that paper for a sec
preventing suicide is best done by commiting it.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
what do batman and a blackman have in common. Answer: they cant go anywhere without robin.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How? They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colours!
What is a testicle's favorite book? |Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!|
True Story
A CO was receiving inmates as they're being recalled from their assigned jobs to prepare for count. An inmate that had passed the officer returned bleeding through his trousers from his crotch. The inmate had an argument with his lover who had told him that he wasn't enough woman for him. As the inmate was bleeding he was crying out. "He doesn't love me anymore!!" The officer called for medical assistance and went into the assigned cell. He found the severed penis. He fished it out of the toilet and placed it in a plastic bag with ice. He claimed that the medical staff at the hospital could reattach it. He took a ribbing from his fellow officers, because ,most would've flushed it. I retired and months later saw a fellow officer at the store. As we caught up, I mentioned that the last incident I responded to was 'the severed penis' the officer tells me that the inmate severed his penis again after it was reattached and flushed it himself.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft: Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
What's the most annoying thing in the world
When your told your still qualified to live
What do you call a cat with two legss instead of four Dead and without use that's what I feel like
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage
Why do girls not have balls
Because they don’t
