Worst Jokes Ever
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.