Worst Jokes Ever
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Coooper
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
You're so hot!
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!