Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

A: Neither of them get to see their parents.

Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?

Long live the quee—Oh wait...

A limbo champion walks into a bar.

I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.

Dee.

Peter Griffin's chin.

Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?

What's an Indian's favorite drug?

Beans.

I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.

Two orphans fighting in the rain.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...

A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."

What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.