Worst Jokes Ever
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long for people.
I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.