I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Worst Jokes Ever
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
French jab is ban French's backwards.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
