Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
Why is Gennis gay?
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.