Worst Jokes Ever

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

Mom, am I adopted?

What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.

Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?

What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?

One is allowed in the house.

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?

Roberto!

Why do people adopt orphans?

They get cash.

What an upside to being an orphan!

There's things called family-size bags.

What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?

They both can't hear their parents.

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.