What's the most annoying thing in the world
When your told your still qualified to live
What do you call a cat with two legss instead of four Dead and without use that's what I feel like
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage
Why do girls not have balls
Because they don’t
So I was at a funeral the other day and it was a school shooting mass funeral, and the lady beside me asked me, “ what do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “ How dare you you have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “well they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
When your whatching a 9/11 documemtry that one kid in your class finds the 97th jenga block ands knocks it down
My brother :what are u looking at. me: a mistake
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
if your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Why did the orphan miss behave in school? Because the principle couldn't call there parents
What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? One's alive at the bottom. What's even worse than THAT? It eats it's way out. Wait it gets worse... It goes back for seconds. Just one more I swear... It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always see amongus and say "stupid"
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid? Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down
Because he is a family doctor
dont say u want to eat out a five year olds pussy cuz i have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy UwU
Why cant orphans play baseball?
They dont know where home base is
YOUR SO POOR YOU USE THE SAME TOILET PAPER EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A POOP
knock knock. who's there? artichokes. artichokes who? artichokes when he eats to fast.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
