Worst Jokes Ever
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said, “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left.
The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?”
The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
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Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?