Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.

My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.

Me: *Realizes*