Worst Jokes Ever
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Ur mom is emo.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
Like if I am emo.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.