Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.