What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
I wish we were all aborted. <3
