Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

Orphans have it lucky.

When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."

When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.

Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!

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