Worst Jokes Ever
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
I hate my wife.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.