Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
Iron jug.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Racism.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!