Worst Jokes Ever

What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose.

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.

I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

I have an orphan joke.

But it needs parental guidance.

How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It felt like it.

What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both never get erect.

What do you call an orphan family? None existent.

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.

Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?

They cannot run home.

Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!

Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.

How to cure boredom:

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

MrBeast: *breathes*

Twitter: 😡🤬

Worst joke ever: me and my user.

What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.

What show can’t orphans watch?

Family Guy.