Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."