Worst Jokes Ever
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."