Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.