Worst Jokes Ever

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.

What's the difference between a car and a car?

I have absolutely no idea, sorry.

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.

Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."

This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.

Your money, you bully's everything you hate.

I only have a few friends, like if you relate.

Based on a true story.

Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.

I wish I was dead like my jokes.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.