Worst Jokes Ever
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
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I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.