Worst Jokes Ever
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Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
Pants!
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.