Imagine being emo
- couldn't be me
I sold my vacuum the other day. All I got was dust and my moms wig
ME: Knock knock. MY GRANDMA: Who’s there?
ME: Interrupting cow.
MY GRANDMA:Interrupting c- Dies from heart attack
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance and I'm tired of it. Today I push him out of his wheelchair.
Are you depressed go punch a orphan what are they going to do tell there parents?
Where does the banana learn to split at Sunday school
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there little balls
i replaced jingle bells with jiggle balls... jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way! oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!
What do you call a deer with good eyes? good ideas
If you’re bored go punch and orphan what are the parents gonna do
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't? Answer: A home
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t know where home is
don’t know where home is
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat
whats the difference between an apple and a apple a apple gets picked
why is the leaning tower of pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the twins towers .
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees? Raped an eight year old girl
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date,espicically the Dick and their Balls
The last Words from a depressive Person are:"I finally see a Train"
