Worst Jokes Ever

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."

Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.

What is brown and smelly? Is it a fart? Is it a carcass? Wrong, it's a dirty toilet.

I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.

I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...

They were shaking in excitement!

My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.

I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.

So I turned off the lights.