Worst Jokes Ever
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.