Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."