+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
Worst Jokes Ever
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Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Daddy, where's my anus?
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
