Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants
what is money called on the moon? Mooney
What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt
you could say Kobes career went up in smoke
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight year old girl? Smash the little bitch’s hands with a hammer so she can’t tell her mum
your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, mam take the bowling ball off of the scale
If you'r american when you go in the bathroom and you american when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
I made a website for orphans it does not have a home pages tho
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad
Sister- why do shampoo have directions
Me- cause God made you
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on snap!!
Hes a hot babe and he's single
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Why are orphan's banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To:The Orphan
From : ______
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchair's can't rev.
What does an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
