8th grade

8th grade jokes

Misunderstanding

  • A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."

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  • Teacher

  • A teacher asked his students a math question.

    "You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

    After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

    "One dollar!" she said.

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  • Sister

  • My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.

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  • Kid

  • If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

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  • Community talk

  • My school did a bunch today. It was spirit day so 6th grade was told to wear red 7th grade blue and 8th grade white. 6th grade band and 8th grade choir preformed for some 5th graders who were touring the school, but the choir kinda sucked and I also missed most of my social studies class because of that. We also had a rally so everybody was screaming at the top of their longs and my head and ears hurt now but that was fun.

  • hey y'all imma take a break from online stuff for a while i have been going through something if you wanna chat to me follow me on tiktok ( yaboyethanchat) or on snapchat (yaboyethan_chat) have a good day y'all emo rice tell gabby i said hi and we should break up due to me leaving i will come back at 8th grade possibly. Good bye peoples.