80 000 jokes

Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?

A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

- There's 20 of them.

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"