60 Minutes jokes

Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"

Me: I'm retarded.

Teacher: Why?

Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

What happens when a clock is hungry?

It goes back four seconds.