60 Minutes jokes
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
Memes
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
What happens when a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".