60 Minutes jokes

Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"

Me: I'm retarded.

Teacher: Why?

Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

1 hour challengeeee.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.

What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.

6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.