50mph jokes

The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!

What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?

A baby in a blender.

What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.

Speed.

Americans: Miles per hour.

Europeans: Bullets per kid...