50mph jokes

What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?

A baby in a blender.

The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.