50mph jokes

What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?

A baby in a blender.

The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."