420 jokes
What is the highest number?
420.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
69, 420, 21.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
