420 jokes

What is the highest number?

420.

How to make holy water:

1. Grab a pot.

2. Put water in it.

3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.

4. Boil the hell out of it.

When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.

666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?

Do it in calculator.

Why is 19 afraid?

Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.

69, 420, 21.

doin (DYM 42)

Your (DYM 43).

What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?

There are 40 of them.

Officer: Hi, how high are you?

Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"

Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.

Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.

Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.