420 jokes
What is the highest number?
420.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
when charmander gets old
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
69, 420, 21.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
