420

420 Jokes

Age

When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.

Memes

Water

How to make holy water:

1. Grab a pot.

2. Put water in it.

3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.

4. Boil the hell out of it.

Cop

Officer: Hi, how high are you?

Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"

Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.

Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.

Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.

Number

Why is 19 afraid?

Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.