420 jokes

What is the highest number?

420.

When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.

How to make holy water:

1. Grab a pot.

2. Put water in it.

3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.

4. Boil the hell out of it.

Officer: Hi, how high are you?

Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"

Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.

Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.

Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.

666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?

Do it in calculator.

69, 420, 21.

Why is 19 afraid?

Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.

What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.