420 jokes

When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.

Why is 19 afraid?

Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.

69, 420, 21.

Officer: Hi, how high are you?

Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"

Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.

Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.

Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.

How to make holy water:

1. Grab a pot.

2. Put water in it.

3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.

4. Boil the hell out of it.

666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?

Do it in calculator.

What is the highest number?

420.