4 s jokes

A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.

The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"

Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?

Answer: Because they already ate.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

What happens when a clock is hungry?

It goes back four seconds.