1st grade jokes

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)

An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."

There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.

There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.