Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.

Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?

Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...

Son: Am I kidnapped?

Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.

I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?

What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.

What’s the difference between white people and Black people?

One runs from the police, one runs for the police.