chinese always proud of their principle in business the fact is only products they copy that go international except for covid.
What’s the twin towers favorite kind of pizza A:Plain
technically, a human is hollow. we have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. we are bascially tubes
Smg4 mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this.. Candice everyone: Candice? Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
What do cheetah like? Sports
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution. (Consentual)
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
The wedding was so beautiful even the cake was tiers
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master? Stand up.
What happens if a Asian with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose
Why did the booger cross the nose
Answer: to get to the other whole
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're InDepEndent womem after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist. Or join in the fun
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidence.
A man is consoling his nine year old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted,
"You need to be more careful" he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Sh!t on a stick
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut"
Apparently rich people have the smallest penises, makes sense why bill gates called it "MicroSoft"
asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water? Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why was the twin towers mad? They want pepperoni but the instead they got plane
