Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Worst Jokes Ever
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
Orphans are lonely.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
