Worst Jokes Ever

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

Been learning Chinese...

69 is too-can-chew.

Want to save 50% on your Chinese?

Just ask before you pay.

What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”

Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

Hi, I'm new.

Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"

Bomb.

What’s another name for nutting in a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.

Ironic that this page is dead.

Dnebdoctor?

I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.

Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.

What is an orphan's least favorite store?

Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.

I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.

Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.

Realger.