Worst Jokes Ever

You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

Your hairline is so far back trump was ashamed

What is long, hard and has cum in it? CuCUMber.

What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? SiX

what makes emos jump

a. bridges

Why can’t orphans go on game shows

You need a family member

Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other what is your favorite kind of music. The other windmill replies, I'm a huge metal fan

What's Kobe's favorite song?

HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

what do you call an emo that crossed a road. Roadkill

To all my haters, keep sucking. Im about to cum

the twin towers collapsed faster then my grandma did.

what is the difference between your dad and a boomarang. The boomerang comes back

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

The only thing they can see are there chopsticks

I thought god didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face

"my friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat and what happens next is really weird"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""the tongue gets stuck were his throat and starts to guh-gugh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever Again..:/