Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.