Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Worst Jokes Ever
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
