Worst Jokes Ever

Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.

What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

How do Chinese people play in Spy?

They can't.

Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!

Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.

What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?

Chromozoned.

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.

Where do pedophiles go hunting?

Elementary schools.

Old man goes to the doctor.

The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."

The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"

you.

People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

I'm so gay I could barely think straight.

North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.

Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."

The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."

Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.