Worst Jokes Ever
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.