Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the BEAT
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2) “I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 1) "Give me a BEET”
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
Eminem-o the Great
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh BEETS
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the BEET
Life is like a bag of jellybeans Nobody likes the black ones
What do you call Chinese assassin? Chinese takeout
got fired from the bank yesterday
they caught me drinking on the job
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
