Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
Whatβs the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, Iβd be more broke than the rap haters.
Whatβs the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!