Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?

One of them won’t clean the oven.

What is the difference between Black people and coal?

It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.

Why are camels known as ships of the desert?

Because they’re full of Arab semen.

What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?

Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.

What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

They both make Black people run faster.

If you are what you eat,

why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?

Where can white people cook better than Black people?

On Father’s Day.

What's the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.

What do you call a blowjob in Africa?

Breakfast.

Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!

Your move, Ron DeSantis.

Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"

Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."

The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."

The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"

Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.

What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?

One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.

What does gum in my d*ck have in common?

Both get chewed on by little kids.

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"