I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
BlessedBrian’s face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I’M around
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 2) To leave everyone SPEECHLESS
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 1) To drop some WORDPLAY
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, CHILL!”
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A MONEY MANAGER who counts BARS
All countries will get Covid Except China they got it right off the bat
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free. "
Rapboats mom charges $5 a blowie
Wats diffrence between Elton John and rapboat? Elton is talented, rich and openly gay, rapboat got fuck all talent, no money and not out the closet yet
You hear about rapboats time in prison? He kept droppin the soap on purpose
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat
