jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water jack slipped his condom ripped and now they have a daughter
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
yo hairline is so bad is looks like a fat persons stomach
Miksi michael lähti limusiinistä ulos
Hän näki alastoman pojan
Bro.. tampons look like sperms and they go up your coochie
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The flash.
i got a pen for my baby sister best trade i made so far
Why does America suck at clash of clans?
They already lost two towers
Why were the twin towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni but they got plane.
I wish all my grass was emo
It would cut itself
what's a cannibals' favorite snack?
men toes!😂🤣
next time u see a Brit, go up to them and say:
Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston'
Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
What is the diffrence between apples and orphans the apples get picked
Why can’t Germans call a taxi *does taxi calling motion* https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwj6iIbtq9L8AhXyk4kEHTyDBS4QwqsBegQICBAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcJz6Oqm4UoY&usg=AOvVaw0mbwQc0TCp6COJ4FJHCIQp it’s not a Rick roll
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came
my battery lasted longer than your sad depressing life
why can't America play clash of clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
why did the duck cross the road to get some quack
Your so ugly ypur hairline ran away
