What game do zombies 🧟♀️ like to play?
Corpse and Robbers
What game do zombies 🧟♀️ like to play?
Corpse and Robbers
why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding? Because they never came home
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene !!
XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH
*my mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she recieved it from her cousin* ( ╹▽╹ )
*Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed of the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile* (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
Me and my friend have a friend that’s in a wheelchair but he is so annoying so whe throw him in a fire now we call him hot wheels
Q:What did the kid on the airplane say A:Those are two nice towers right there
Bro yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this: *error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance* Anyone know what bird that is?
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
#DadJoke Knock,Knock Who's there? Nacho Nacho who? Nacho Cheese!
me and me emo group where walking down to the tree and some butty yelled don't leve me
You mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.