the source for youtube shorts are from zidane's hair
What game do zombies 🧟♀️ like to play?
Corpse and Robbers
why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding? Because they never came home
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
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Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene !!
XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH
*my mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she recieved it from her cousin* ( ╹▽╹ )
*Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed of the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile* (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
Me and my friend have a friend that’s in a wheelchair but he is so annoying so whe throw him in a fire now we call him hot wheels
Q:What did the kid on the airplane say A:Those are two nice towers right there
Where did George go to? Washington DC.
Bro yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this: *error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance* Anyone know what bird that is?
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
#DadJoke Knock,Knock Who's there? Nacho Nacho who? Nacho Cheese!
it would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. it would be prety funy I think lol. just a little funny lol
me and me emo group where walking down to the tree and some butty yelled don't leve me
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the titanic
You mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Yo mama so fat... She's the iceberg who sunk the titanic!
