Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.

It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!

Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?

Because they took a day off.

Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.

Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?

He gets to tear that ass up one more time.