YOUR SO HOT
Guy: Hey siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up? Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
i bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off
yoo mama is so fat she jump on a trampoline and she broke it
yo moma so fat she eat 60 big macs wall singing badaaha
I put the fun in funeral
The twin towers are like jenga, you yell towers falling.
I made a website for orphans. Silly me forget the home page.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love", so take that as you will.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kit come hang with us
Why does New York have the jets as their football team if those are what took out the twin towers
All terrorists like starting a new year of with a bang
Shout out to the terrorists your year is starting of with a bang
I wanna take drowning lessons but I can't find more than session
Pussys and tits have one thing in common they both made for kids but men end up licking them or suckling them
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
I’m in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
