Worst Jokes Ever

Good morning.

Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

I had a friend who got shot in the head.

Guess you could say he was...

Blown Away!

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

I have no eye deer!

What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?

Lil Teller.

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

What should we want?

Racecars.

When should we want them?

NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?

Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up.

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”

No sun.

Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.