Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.