Worst Jokes Ever
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.