Worst Jokes Ever
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
you.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.