Worst Jokes Ever

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?

You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.

What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.

Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?

Donald Trump can only F@#k up.

God's racist. He separated light from dark.

I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.

But no one would do it.

A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Susie.

RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.

I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong.

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

Because they don't meet the koalafications.

You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.

Women's rights.

Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.

I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...

All I got was "error 404 page not found."

Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*

Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?

Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~