Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"