Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
The teacher is asking you a question.
Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"
Me: "Dead."
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
you flip it over.
Suck all the bread!
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!