I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and an U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master? Stand up.
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words
Are you getting the knife
were does cotten candy - from the cotten pickers
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, Here comes the airplane.
“The Totanic is unsinkable!”iceberg-challeng excepted
What the difference between normal sex and anal sex ?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak
the eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the superbowl 😹
the philthydelphia eagles. that's it. that's the joke.
What did an Orphan say to its father? Nothing.
Your hairline goes so far back even the proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Your so poor when you drink water from a cup people flick a coin into it
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.
You're hairline is so far away, that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli
your mom is so fat wen you printid the picshor it wold not stop printing😂😂🤣🤣
