Q.What hit the ground first when falling out of a tree a leaf or a emo kid? A. Leaf there is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
i have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once
You so skinny death and thought you were dead
Remember if you are suffering from paronia ...
You are not alone
if asriel were sans, would his theme be "jokes and memes"?
Read the name
Joke: it felt good going through those twin towers
what do you say to someone being cremated? you urned it
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Me: can I have your chair 💺 You: Why Me : for charity
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.
Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell em for double the price!
I was with my friend atom the other day he’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you
What is George Floyd's pickup line? You are breath taking.
Peat a panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said you can’t beat me I’m a cheetah and peat said yeah you are a cheetah cheetah
You smell
my friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultist so I said Kanye's fanbase
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9
Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"
What do emos and apples have in common the both hang from trees
