Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven.”
Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”
The teacher says, “How do you know this?”
Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?””
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
An apple a day keeps a doctor away... at least if you throw it hard enough.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
What happened to watersharky?
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.