Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?she keeps on running from the ball.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Man you hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the months to the end
what do u call a cute boy with down syndrome. awwtistic
so i was on the phone with a scam caller, he said he knew where i lived and would kill my children and wife jokes on him i already did.
there should be kick an orphan" what are they gonna do? tell their parent?
yo moma so stupid that she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
my grandmas got 99 problems but a fat butt aint one of em
1 like=1 more missile aimed at a hospital
1 like =1 kid in my oven. Im trying to get followers and comments please
Shut the fuck up u fat bitch u always like to roast others but u cant walk up the stairs whithout passing out u fat stupid bitch and i caught you break into someones house just to steal a peace of candy fat ass bitch.
me: hey siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: yes I was informed she died from sugondese
me: wat is dat?
Siri: sugondese nuts
All orphans must hate the LQBTQIA+ Because they are home o phobic
you’re so fat
that when u sit on the toilet
it says
“A B C D E F G, get ur butt off of me”
you so fat
when you stepped on the scale
Buzz Lightyear came out and said
“to INFINITY and beyond”
yo mama so ugly
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask
yo mama so ugly
my screen cracked when she took her photo
yo mama so fat
she fell off BOTH side of the bed
I keep trying to call my emo friend... They keep hanging up
what is the difference between 911 and clash royal lol
clash royal still has a towor
