I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."
Say Uranus but take out the ur
Daryll
If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would cut himself to death
Why did the sperm cross the road ———— because I put on the wrong sock today
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids.
your forhead so big scientests mesured it studyed it and then finally they said :OH MY GOD... your forhead is so big its a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrous to your hair and
Hairline is so far up I Patrick my homes can't even sell to a widereceiver
your so skinny that you fall
your mom and dad abanded you cuse ur to uguly
your so poor that you die and go to the backrooms
So big that when you step you break the whole galaxy
your so fat that people say your the biggest bird
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!?
what long and black- Centrelink line
i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!
wi doo orphan play with boomerang because they come back
where do orphans shop at home apliance?
