Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
Anal sex is for A**holes.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."
Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.