Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.
Patient: It runs in the family.
Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
Bf: What do you think about our love?
Gf: Count the stars in the sky.
Bf: Aww, it's infinity.
Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
Marcus is gay.
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