Worst Jokes Ever

If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?

A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.

My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.

He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.

Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?

Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!

I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.

What do you call an Asian who can't hear?

Wha U Sai

Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀

What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

9/11 victims are the best readers.

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.

Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?

Kids: Me!

Man: *unzips fly*

Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!

One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!

Shit, I’m never gonna try to commit suicide again. I almost died!

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?

Wheelchair.

What's the difference between a knife and my life?

A knife has a point.

If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

Because they don’t deserve rights!