When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les
what is the point of buttchinns? To catch flies
What's the different between puppies and orphans Puppies actually get picked
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
why did the the skeleton not go to prom? because he had no BODY to go with
Your so fat that when Thanos snaped his finger you broke the correction
a hunter shot holes into his favorite book. when confronted he said it was the holey bible!
What did the toaster say to the toast?”i want you inside me”
What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag
Anne Frank: this one time at camp. someone had to much gas
Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? A cherry float.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society? The Doughker
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life, His hands where a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much? Me: Because I love miners!
What's the slogan for a muslim gym? Might in dynamite.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone but only one is home.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad stall hasn't came back with that God damn milk
