Worst Jokes Ever
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.