Worst Jokes Ever
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.
Patient: It runs in the family.
Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
Bf: What do you think about our love?
Gf: Count the stars in the sky.
Bf: Aww, it's infinity.
Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
Marcus is gay.
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."