Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!

I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.

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    • Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?

    A: A suicide bomber.

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    • How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?

    Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.

    Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?

    Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.

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    • What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?

    Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

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    • Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

    Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

    Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."

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    • I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.

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    • How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?

    He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.

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    You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."

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