Worst Jokes Ever
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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Lebron>MJ
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Michael Jackson.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.