Worst Jokes Ever
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."
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If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.
But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f
... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."