Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back
this guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to god please let me out it is too cold in here god is all confused there is a big fire in there the guy answers yes there is but you cannot get near it all the bishops cardinals and priests are sitting around it
A homeless man sits in front of a home Depot, a man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks "Why are you in front of the home Depot?" And the man says "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Why do Nazis don’t wear necklaces,rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house
Orphan:can I come over Girl: yhea but you have to your parents.
What’s the difference between a Michael Jackson and a shopping bag.
Is a dangerous for kids if put on their face the other one is used to carry groceries
Dark humor
what is less then 0
my will to live
why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because its a battlefield
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam? Doctor: Yep. Male Patient: Ok im ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger. Doctor: Yep, and im not even a doctor.
On 9/11 the new yorks lost to the jets
Tried committing suicide last night...
Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself! :0
Your so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly ass face
if anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A:They can't run home.
How do sick Mexicans say hello? "Ebola"
yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
