Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.