Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Crush: "How much do you love me?"

Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."

Crush: "But it's morning."

Me: "Exactly."

My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"

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    • What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

    "Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

    What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?

    A homeless shelter.

    How to get quick cash:

    Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

    Step 2: Do foster care for them.

    Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

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    • What are two things you could call a fart?

    "Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

    Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.

    The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.

    Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?

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    • Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!

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    • It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.