Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?

One stays quiet forever...

I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.

Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?

A: A suicide bomber.

How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?

Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.

It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?

Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?

Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

What do you call a German lesbian?

A krautmuncher.

Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."

I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... oh wait.

How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?

He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.

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You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."

Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?

A: Loli-pops.

What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.

Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"

Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”

The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”

He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”