Worst Jokes Ever
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
Sex is like math.
Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.
ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!