Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Baby

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

Asshole

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What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Orphan

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So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.

Pregnancy

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How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?

You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.

Kid

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When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

Costume

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Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

Bed

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So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.