Yeah so why a blind woman can't drive ?
Exactly , cuz she's a woman
Bro gay jokes aren't even funny Like ... Cum on guys
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper ?
Women's rights
Your hairline so big it distracts me from your face
Kms
yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day there would be enough food to feed africans for 500 years
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
When a person in a wheel chair says you've never took to steps in my shoes and you say to be honest you haven't ether
I hit on the twin towers. they were hot
An old man and a child are walking into the woods, suddenly they stop "Mister," the child says, "I'm scared l, these woods are dark and creepy..." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust
Scp 1540 transforms in-front of a d-class: D-class: who dude you’re a wolf! Scp 1540: a am a were
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says “Go and lock the door first...”
How fast does 173 move? Breakneck speeds!
The cashier asked if I wanted to get my extra dollar to the poor i said sure and i got a cash app notification for 1 dollar
I would kiss ur lips but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know u know 😏😏
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys. American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun. African XP farms: Cotton field.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Bruh , the cops just arrested a black dude ...
Well nvm , they shot him ded .
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team ?
It's cuz they always eat the bat .
