Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."

What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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  • I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.

    I was always poked and told at weddings your next...

    So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....

    On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.