Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?

Answer: a Carnivwhore.

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.

A photon is checking into a hotel.

The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"

The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."

What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"

The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."