Your hairlines exactly like your nose it’s always offside
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut
Where can you find the most dads. Milk island.
The earth used to be flat until you mama was buried
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Yo mama so STUPID she thought the rams football team were actual RAMS
Hey let’s go we are heading for theTowers!
Wait what?
call 911!
Once I got one so big they were going to make 9/11 2.0
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11
How to you know if your making a caesar salad ? Stabbing it 23 times
One day I went to my friend's apartment and he told me to make myself home. I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors
What does a rich person eat? 24 Karats/Carrots!
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four.
Why would an orphan be a good spiderman
Because his parents will be far from home
Why do orphans like to play tennis
Because that’s the only love they will get
Yo moma so fat that when she bought food she ran out of money
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong but I thought they were talking about a food so I said wrong yummy
You Momo joso fat she went in the ocean and the wales came up to her and started singing we are family even tho you are father than me
Me:you have terrible jokes Mum:shows me a mirror
