Worst Jokes Ever
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*