Hey, I’m George and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, And find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans-
Y’know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help.
Yo mama's so dumb she waited until the stop sign to turn blue. Yo mama's so fat when she got pregnant she failed to the earth's core.
what do spider-Man in orphans have in common There’s no way home
Why do emo kids hate high fives? They’re always left hanging.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X Men
Joe: what do the leafs and the titanic have common Ben: idk Joe: they both look good in till they hit the ice
Are you the twin towers because I’d smash
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
I’m coming for you two
I never make that type of joke they always seem to crash and burn
Your mom so fat that when she stood on a scale it said."We need an actual person not an Elephant."
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out. There is Star wars Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars Rogue Trannie, Star Wars The LGBTQ Strikes Back and then there is Star Wars The Last Striaght Man.
yo mama so stupid , she ate the aplle phone you gave her.
So the other day my black friend work are group project he was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster
im autistic and i find these so funny
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
