Worst Jokes Ever
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
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I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
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Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕