Worst Jokes Ever
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!