Worst Jokes Ever
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.