Worst Jokes Ever
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?