Worst Jokes Ever
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:
"I’m here for the new position?"
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.