Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:
"I’m here for the new position?"
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.