Worst Jokes Ever
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
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What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!