Worst Jokes Ever
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.