What is heavy forward but not backward?
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully. But I can break yours today, hopefully.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke life fucks your until you stop breathing,a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I can see myself in your pants.
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy
“Ouch!” “What’s wrong?” “I stepped on a screw.” “Are you ok?” “I’m in ex-screw-xiating (excruciating) pain!”
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What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more political corrupted than the man boy love association of america because it is politically motivated? Libertarian Party 🤔 💭 💡 😲 🫢 😭 😠 😡 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle, If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972? Because it is politically motivated 👏 🙌 👍👍👌👌 🤔 💭 💡 🫢 😲 😭 😠 😡 🤬
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms . Non
are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch
my friend lives in a caravan park his parents named him money because they thought it was a type of currency
your so poor you only got 2 jokes
Roses are red violets are blue keep being you let no 1 discourage you
Roses are red violets are blue if you play fortnite then r.i.p you
Roses are red violets are blue most of your jokes are stolen is not original to you
Roses are red violets are blue if I had a gun I'd shoot you
Roses are red Violets are too You better run I’m following you
i saw a depressed kid and i gave him a lamp to lighten up his day
Mia: I'm Preganant Again Paul I Can't wait for you to come home. Paul: I Got a Tree to Hit on the Way
