Worst Jokes Ever
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.