Worst Jokes Ever

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.

Jack and Jill went up the hill.

Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.

Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.

Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

You were supposed to be born in the tree.

The sticks were your siblings.

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?

What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.

Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.

This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.

Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.