Worst Jokes Ever
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Sup peoples?
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.