Worst Jokes Ever

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

The big hand is on the little hand!

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.

New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."

Students: "OOF!"

Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

Students: "Your parents!"

A boy and his mother survived a car crash.

The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."

So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."

What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber 🥒

I have a problem. My dad and my girlfriend have the same birthday. So, one took my virginity, and the other is my girlfriend.

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"9/11"

"9/11 Who?"

"I thought you'd never forget..."

I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.

Fat, mean, and probably inbred.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."

There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.

Loud Korea noise.

What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?

Little Seizures.

If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.

DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!