Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Paul Walker.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.