Worst Jokes Ever
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Like if your best friend is emo.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?