Worst Jokes Ever
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.