What did the Titanic say as it sank? I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide but then thinks "maybe i shouldn't be doing this" and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison
your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called burger, prince
Like if u like school (i mean if you don't)
What do German do to ask a question, salute.
God needed and extra 2 hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
What do you call a shadow : Tyrone don’t be a coon
What do u call a Muslim praying: alluakber
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do you call a black person having a fit : A chocolate milkshake
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny
What is a pedofile's favorite planet?
Uranus
My pp was in the guiness world record book. The librarianthen asked me to take it out.
Woman: Doctor doctor I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you
What do you call a person with a flip flop
My dad
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Yo mum is so fat when she saw the titanic she called it small
