Worst Jokes Ever
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Paul Walker.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Violence against women is funny :)
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.