Worst Jokes Ever
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
My "friend" has dyslexia.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.