Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Dislike this! Let's get to 1000 dislikes!
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.