Worst Jokes Ever
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.
Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.