Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."