Worst Jokes Ever
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!