Worst Jokes Ever

No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.

Explain Bear is always there for you.

Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?

It’s called "Maybe Dick."

If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

What's the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you stick the cucumber.

Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?

So the police can see that he’s white.

What do black parents and elevators have in common?

Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.

What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?

If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.

What do you call a group of black people in a shed?

Antique farm equipment.

Jack Perry

A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.

"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"

"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."

What’s a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Little boys turn them on.

My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.

Weird, he usually uses a sock.

What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?

Tug of whore.

What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can’t hear an enzyme.

What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-A-Likes.

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.