How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of CHILL FLOWS
BlessedBrian’s AUTOBIOGRAPHY would be titled “The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry”
My brother is ugly one time he stuck his head out the window, the police arrested for mooning
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike Stole his slogan, just do it
How did Aniken get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club? Dirty bitch, you are
Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.
Why do Orphans hates hide n seek their parents went to play hide n seek for years
America Twin Tower: Hey have you seen the Malaysian Twin tower i have but only since 1971 to 2001 Malaysian Twin tower: I STOOD LONGER
What's the traditional food of black Jews? - kosher watermelon...
Is someone who is tardy again actually retardy?
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
"Just ditched a women. Feelin good!" -Techno
"When God sends me to hell...I want him to hesitate." -Techno
Fat person: "Hey, whats up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure"
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