Worst Jokes Ever

So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.

1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.

When is a rapist safe around children?

When his plans are oven ready.

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.

The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.

What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.

What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?

Dial-ISIS!

Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.

All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.

Roses are red,

romance is dead,

every day I suffer from existential dread.

When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.