Worst Jokes Ever
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
Communism is actually kinda tight.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
I am on the German website.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.