Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5