Worst Jokes Ever
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.