Worst Jokes Ever
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.