What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother? Look, Ma, no hands!
What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents
Two wongs donโt make a white
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now? When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Q; What do you call an rich aisan A: dr
My dad never came back with the milk my mom told me he's in the army
My mom has a toy that I see the all the girls and guys seem to play to play with and the toy is between my mom's legs.
As a brother I'm have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that's is going around and those symptoms is that she has big titties, sweat pussy, and a great personality.
Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
Iโve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
How do crabs honor their momโs birthday? The shell-abrate.
What do you call a mom that canโt draw? Tracy.
Whatโs momma bearโs favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves? I'm not a-moosed right now.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day? They shellabrated their mommy.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her? I really hit the mother lode with you.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get? Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
