Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
I charge 50 bucks a suck.