Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.
Worst Jokes Ever
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
