Worst Jokes Ever

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.

And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.

1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.

I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.

What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?

Awwtistic.

Buy KFC or else.

So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.

1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.

When is a rapist safe around children?

When his plans are oven ready.

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.

The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.

What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.

What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?

Dial-ISIS!

Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.

All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.