Worst Jokes Ever
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.
I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.