Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.