Worst Jokes Ever

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.

"It's not a war crime if you win the war."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.

+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.

Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.

My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"

1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.

My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.

How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.

Woman: "I want coffee, black."

Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"

I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.