Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.