Worst Jokes Ever
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Call the cancer hotline.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.