Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Men.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.