Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
Rape victims suck, literally.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."