Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.

What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?

They both say "Hello children!"

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.