Worst Jokes Ever
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.