Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.