Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?

"Here Comes The Airplane!"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?

"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.