Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
Worst Jokes Ever
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
