Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
Rape is a touchy subject.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.