What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Worst Jokes Ever
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
