I say a little girl crying and I said where is your parents that day I got fired from the orphanage 🤪
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church because they need a parent to pick them up
Why did the orphan go to the playground? To see if it could find it's parents
How do you make Olaf hard You tickle his snow balls
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
What happens to freedom towers got hit they stepped in ground 0
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
i arrived at basketball and i asked litte jimmy if he brought the basketballs and he said nope, but i got two right here!
gimme a nickle or ill tickle ur pickle
Why can't Mexicans play uno Because they take all the green cards
What did the blond say abou the new Iphone. Krabby patty jizz sandwich
Knock knock Who’s there An interrupting cow And inter-moo
What is Puss In Boots' favourite boot brand? CAT!
What do you call a blind Nazi? A Not-See!
Spend all night in a dark humour webpage
Go to orphanage today and read it to them And I'm sure if you go to school for disabled children, they should understand it
Q.How do you know when when someone is an opposition leader to Putin? A. When they are falling from their balcony.
Q. How do you know when Putin is lying ? A. His lips move
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful
Yesterday on the school bus my freind infront of me said she was 41% irish and 15% Mexican then my freind siting next to me said “wow almost half leprechaun” then I said “yeah and 15 percent wall climber”
