What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Worst Jokes Ever
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Naruto solos.
Goku solos.
Ichigo solos.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
