Worst Jokes Ever
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)