Worst Jokes Ever

Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.

"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."

"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."

The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.

"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here.

Whats worse than 100 dead babies in a skip? The one thats still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out

I am cool

Bro they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket

Bro you were born in a local 7 eleven bathroom

I cried when dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.

Your dad went to get the milk but there he was actually trying to find his father.............he wasn't there

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Upzf3dcmpyg

The orphan wanted to call home sick but there was no one

the orphan went to school to have food but there was no money in his account

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.... I called him ht wheels.

Someone in the twin towers ordered 2 pizzas plane.

A DEPRESSED GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS "CAN I GET SHOT".THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "YOU MEAN CAN YOU GET A SHOT RIGHT?THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "WELL..........WHAT DRINK WOULD YOU LIKE?THE DEPRESSED THEN RESPONDS WITH A "NO I REALLY WANT TO GET SHOT.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling. He never came back the next day, says the local news.

huggy wuggy big big huggy wuggy big big big big huggy wuggy laugh luagh smooch smooch huggy wuggy *insert clapping noise*

Did you know that princess diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the car dashboard

who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims they went through 91 stores in a 11 seconds

I love making jokes about orphans!!!! What are they going to do tell their parents!!

How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know ask your wife

A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi

SOMEONE:WHEN YOU SUFFER FROM DEPRRRESION AND SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO CHEER UP

ME:MY WHAT A GREAT IDEA WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT;)