Worst Jokes Ever
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.