Worst Jokes Ever
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.