Worst Jokes Ever
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.