Worst Jokes Ever
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. š
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Expectation: "Brr, Iām cold!" "Here brother! Iāll give you my jacket, I donāt want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, Iām cold!" "Well, damn bro, I canāt control the weather."
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
You know whatās traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
Thereās no way home.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
Theyāre always left hanging.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
"Iām coming for you two!"
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they canāt find home.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.