we should give whoever killed hitler a statue oh wait nevermind.
I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
Where do orphans get stuff from The reject shop
Adam and eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?" Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." so adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?" God says, " You are what you are." Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Why do orphans hate Christmas? Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
what is six inches, and has nuts, and is hard.
a sinkers bar
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.
Made a website for orphans unfortunately there is no homepage
imagin
What did John say to little timmy! Happy Disable day
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad oh my god
Moment and I
why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft.
He dressed up as batman for hollow ween.
Who wants to be my boyfriend plzz
With did the tomato say to the other tomato
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "everytime someone lies, it ticks once, Mother Terresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, " Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
if u take off the first and last letter of demon there gonna turn emo
why does Elmo turn emo because he's Elmo emo
she’s a 10 but she doesn’t like sex
what do you call a ball with no hair? a Mexican ball..
