Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!