Worst Jokes Ever
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.