What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl? The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhoea when you pull your meat out
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
My friend saw ur forehead and realised ur gay
John kreeses forehead broke when silver hit ‘‘em in the forehead
My forehead blew up because I saw urs at the forehead shop
Ur forehead so big when u go to the toilet it bends U stooped
What is an orphans favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me
why do orphans not know how to spell.
because know one likes them dump people.🤭🤡
JFK tried meditating he told everyone he is very open-minded.
why is it ok to hit an orphan? its not like they will tell there parents
. Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
there was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time) so i said i made a chemical reaction with his mom last night
there was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time) so i said i made a chemical reaction with his mom last night reaction with
how gave orphans have names because they dont have anyone to give them names
My friend said not to look down on me i said i cant bc im shorter then her😭
These jokes crash and burn
where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere. that joke was pretty dark but it got pretty light for a second
dad: what did your older brother say before he lost his virginity son: dad please don't dad:exactly
