Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
