Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
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Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
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Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.