Worst Jokes Ever
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Hi sisisissisisisisisis.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Like if depressed.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
My classmates?
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Don't listen.